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Trade.

Bookie is a witty, sharp Telegram agent for prediction markets. Sports, politics, pop culture - tell him what you wanna play. He handles the rest.

  • 01no app to install.
  • 02no interface, just chat.
  • 03sports · politics · culture.
  • 04banter included.
Bookie Agent
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I want to place an order people will land on the moon!
Astronaut on the moon with US flag
Human moon landing in 2026?
This market will resolve to "Yes" if any human-crewed mission lands on the moon between market creation and December 31, 2026, 11:59 PM ET. Otherwise, this market will resolve to "No".
YES 3.1¢ NO 97¢
📊 Vol: $1.9M · 💧 Liq: $27.1K
⌛ Ends: Dec 31, 2026
YES · Human moon landing in 2026?
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YES · Human moon landing in 2026?
Budget: $5.00 USDC
Price: 3.2¢
Payout: up to $156.25 USDC
Profit: up to +$151.25 USDC
Balance: $5.00 USDC
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YES · Human moon landing in 2026?
YES - $5.00 USDC budget market buy
Quoted near 3.2¢
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Polygonscan:
yo bookie, slap 50 on the Eagles…
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Voice and all languages. Talk to Bookie however you talk.

what bookie does

No order books. No tabs. Just one cheeky bookie.

Order

"Throw 10 on Trump 2028." Done. No order book, no interface.

Cash out

"Sell my YES on the Oscars." Bookie locks in your win - or your dignity.

Scout markets

"What's hot in sports tonight?" Bookie reads the room and pitches plays.

Track positions

"How am I doing?" One sentence in, your full slate out.

Top up & withdraw

"Cash me out a hundred." Funds in and out, plain English.

Bookie banter

He'll roast your bad picks and tip his cap on your sharp ones.

how it works

Three taps and you're in the game.

01

Open @bookie_agent_bot

It's just a Telegram chat. No app, no signup form, no KYC maze.

02

Drop in some funds

Top up in a couple of taps. Bookie holds the tab so you can play instantly.

03

Tell him what you wanna play

"50 on the Lakers," "YES on Bitcoin 100k" - he reads it like a human and books it.

the house rules

Fast, fair, and straight to the point.

Bookie quotes you the price before he books anything. Every order shows odds, stake and payout - one tap to send, one tap to cash out. Your balance is yours; withdraw it whenever.

Confirm before he books it
Bookie shows odds, stake and payout. Nothing fires without your tap.
Withdraw any time
Your balance, your call. Cash out in a sentence.

Ditch the UI. Speak your trade.

Bookie's at the bar, waiting for your pick. Open Telegram and say hi.

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